Oprah is NOT Gay

Thanks for the 411, sistah.

So let me check my scorecard . . . she is NOT gay, she IS a Zulu, sucks up to Maya Angelou, and name-drops almost as much as Barbara Walters (Baba Wawa).

And let's not forget that "Remember Your Spirit" schtick she was doing a few years back. Yeah, I'll get right on my At-Home Retreat, thanks.

But she is NOT gay.

Is everyone clear?