Apple Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree

Just got the news last night . . . my brother has a DATE this weekend. Her name is Kris. They are going skating.

I know what you're thinking -- who cares? Why is this news?

Because it's my BABY BROTHER who has the date!

Yep, 9-year-old Mr. Chad came home earlier in the week and announced that he needs to be "dropped off" at the skating rink this coming weekend. That's code for "Yer not coming with me -- don't even think about it!" He followed it up with "Kris's parents are dropping her off, too."

While the rest of the family is getting a big kick out of all of this, Big Bill pondered aloud with an important question . . . "WHO IS GOING TO TIE MR. CHAD'S SKATES FOR HIM?!?!"

ROTFLMAO, folks!