Who's In YOUR Office?

Inspired by my friend Adrian, I recently e-mailed my friends to inquire about the nicknames they use for co-workers (so as to avoid being caught directly referring to them in conversation or an e-mail). The results, in no particular order, we quite interesting:

* Broom (as in what a witch rides on)
* Me and Mini-Me (what one does, the other does too)
* Muppett (a woman; think of the old Muppets theme song, "It's time to put on make-up!")
* Grasshopper (A person who has a lot to learn from women)
* Chef (Another guy named Alfredo whose name I could only remember by going alfredo, pasta, sauce, chef)
* Laptop Fairy (a person who, when saw a damaged laptop, said, "IM the laptop fairy, I can fix it")
* Sunil "2 Drink" Sachidevi (as in our VP who we took a picture of with two glasses of wine in his hand)
*Chris "Sinky Shoes" Rose (as in our CIO who asked me to mail him his shoes back to his home as his luggage case was full)
* Grover (as in the Muppets)
* Fishie (means drinks a lot)
* Man Hands (one of my friends admitted this is her nickname, since she has large hands, hee-hee!)
* Grapes (her humongous nipples show through every single blouse/shirt she wears)
* Peepers (with his thick glasses on, his eyes are nearly impossible to see! But when he removes them, WHOA, look out!)
* Gums (when she smiles, that's all we see)
* Batman and his faithful assistant Boy Wonder (Yes in real life Boy Wonders lips are so tight around Batman's dick, it is so pathethic . . . are also referred to as Gargamel and Azreal)
* Nasalist (she talks through her nose in a monotone voice)

But perhaps you are in need of some code names in your office -- or it's time to change everyone's code name, for safety sake (and I highly recommend that you do this from time to time). Then consider the following web site that my sassy friend, and entrepreneur, Kerry sent me:

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mule/smurfgen.html